Babe, you know you’re meant
to get paid for your work.

So let’s get your ideas dressed for the internet.

After more than 100 AI brand photoshoots and 12+ years in digital marketing, I know one of the single most important things any offer or idea needs is packaging.

You wouldn’t show up to the Met Gala in anything but couture, so let’s stop sending your offers onto the internet undressed.

Your ideas are too important to be scrolled past.

The kind of creative direction that used to require a huge budget, a full team, and a very expensive photoshoot is now available in a completely different way.

And I’m giving you the key card to the penthouse, babe: the exact method I use to creatively direct AI photoshoots for my six and seven figure clients.

Inside these offers, you’re getting access to the signature method I use to create iconic hero images, build luxury visual worlds, and turn brilliant ideas into something people stop scrolling for and start buying.

We’re taking your work from “oh, cute” to:

Oh my God. She is such a vibe.

Ali at desk
Let’s get to work.
Your ideas deserve
to be seen.
I’ll teach you
to be the creative
director of your brand.
Pink chair
Ali in chair
We’ll make you
look iconic.
And get your ideas
dressed for
the internet.
Clothing rack

The Rich Bitch Course Vault:

Step 1: Create Your Iconic Hero Images

Iconic Selfies: Free

This is where your suspiciously expensive digital glow-up begins. Inside Iconic Selfies, I’m giving you my super sneaky method for creating luxury AI portraits that actually look like you, so your online presence can finally match the iconic human behind it.

You’ll get the secret sauce, prompts, instructions, AI headshot guidance, and a beautifully designed workbook so you can create your fabulous internet alter ego in virtually any setting, aesthetic, or fantasy era.

Iconic Selfies
Step 2: Build Your Luxury Visual Vault

Campaign Chemistry: $37

One photo. An absolutely unreasonable amount of leverage.

Inside Campaign Chemistry, you’ll take the hero images you already love and turn them into a luxury visual vault you can use across launches, websites, social content, stories, lead magnets, digital products, banners, faceless B-roll, and all the delicious little places your brand gets to show off online.

Very Lazy Taurus of us to make one image do the work of an entire photoshoot without sacrificing the vibes.

Campaign Chemistry
Step 3: Make Your Carousels Dangerously Swipeable

Couture Carousels: $37

Your carousel is about to become everyone’s emotional support carousel.

Inside Couture Carousels, I’ll show you how to create scroll-stopping hero images, matching editorial scenes, and luxury typography so every slide feels like part of the same visual story and is deliciously difficult to abandon halfway through.

Your audience was already planning to scroll Instagram today. Let’s give them something worth entering a committed relationship with.

Couture Carousels
Step 4: Get Your Ideas Dressed for the Internet

Boujie Banners: $37

Got a new offer? Banner. Hosting a workshop? Banner. Obsessed with a random business idea at 11:47 PM and suddenly convinced it’s your next million-dollar offer? Also banner.

Inside Boujie Banners, you’ll learn how to take what’s in your head and turn it into luxury promotional visuals people can instantly understand, connect with, and get excited about. Because your ideas have excellent taste, and their graphics should too.

Boujie Banners
Iconic Selfies
Campaign Chemistry
Couture Carousels
Boujie Banners
Limited-Time Bundle

The Boujie Bundle

Buy Two Get One Free

Let’s be real, you deserve to have it all, Pookie.

For less than the cost of your last Target run, you can get all three courses. Grab Campaign Chemistry, Couture Carousels, and Boujie Banners together so you can build the visual vault, create dangerously swipeable content, and give every offer, launch, lead magnet, and latest hyper-fixation the full main-character treatment.

Because the longer your best ideas stay underdressed, the longer they stay unpaid.

$111 $74